I'm not even going to read the rest of the article, the headline and first sentence told me all I needed to know:
Stolen, Away From A Manger
December 9, 2006
By ANN MARIE SOMMA, Courant Staff WriterIt's not Christmas until baby Jesus starts disappearing from outdoor Nativity scenes.
Okay, I caved and read the rest of the article. It doesn't disappoint. Apparently baby Jesuses disappear all over the place. Just last year Naugatuk's $650 baby Jesus was stolen and has not been seen since. I can't figure out if $650 is a ridiculously high price (yes, the town pays, that means you, taxpayers) or a ridiculously low price (he is the savior, after all).